• The Dead Patch of Grass

    The Dead Patch of Grass

    Do not walk across the lawn.

    Next to the infirmary in the village is a small lawn. Seldom-watered, isolated from brethren lawns by pavement, and not very pleasant to look at, the lawn existed unremarkably for the majority of its life. Now, thirty years since its origination, the lawn looks the same, its brown grass poking up in hairy patches between pools of dirt.

    A woman enters the infirmary carrying a parcel awkwardly in one arm. The door closes, quiet murmuring carries through the open window. After a while, she exits. Standing on the step, she leans against the post next to her, resting from the sun and heat. She breathes quietly, her mind turning over the ideas and plots of her quiet life in the country, impossibly small from the outside but desperately important to her and each of her neighbors. One of the store-owner’s children passes across the lane, her eyes vacantly follow him, unregistering. Still in a daze, she walks off the step towards the next house, lightly treading on the grass. Each step crunches a little with the weight of her sandals. “Oi, you’d best not be walking on there, and I’m serious about it!”. She snaps out of her funk and whirls around. The voice comes from a mustachioed man in his 60s or 70s, wobbling towards her with the help of his cane. Not much for conflict or sociality, she finds her face burning and turns it to the ground, as she replies, “Well no one’s ever said nothin’ before, so…”, and her voice trails off.

    Cider Season

    In the museum down on Main Street, past the entrances with the wand-waving officers, around the skeletons of dinosaurs who roam the Earth in a comatose state, past the Mayans and the Egyptians and the Romans and the kids who feel between them and their parents a rope which holds them back from having any real fun and a friend of theirs who’s allowed candy and happily sucks on a blue lollipop in front of the others as if to say, “look what I’ve got that you haven’t”, is a little gallery with modern paintings and ceramics that wobble in the intentional way and signs that warn against violence in countries far away and at the very end in the corner is a little watercolor called “Apples”, which just arrived and will leave again soon, with a bunch of apples sitting in the frame in different stages of ripeness, probably MacIntire, and seeing it and all its fine little lines and spots of color and broad strokes and warmth makes it feel like cider season for just a moment.

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  • Big Baseball Homerun: Change Your Life

    Big Baseball Homerun: Change Your Life

    A white baseball with red laces on green grass

    Sometimes, people play sports like big baseball homerun. When they told me about the bat sport, I thought, “NICE!”. I had always wanted to watch those little buggers zip around eating stuff. But then they told me that it was actually sticks, so I turned my attention elsewhere.

    Many years later (Eastern Standard Time) they keep talking about baseball. Baseball is a sport that people play with a bat and a ball. What is a homerun? Leave your comments down below.

    A dirty baseball on a dirt-colored surface (probably dirt)

    Are we to believe that homeruns are only for the ruling class? That the bourgeoisie alone holds the slams in their hands? Or should we strive for a new system in which anyone, regardless of background or social status, is able to ding dingers, jack goners, four-bag taters, and blast big-fly’s? As Charlie Chaplin once said (edited for baseball clarity):

    “The [baseball] that is now upon us is but the passing of [bat] – the bitterness of [umpire] who fear the way of [big ol’ baseball hit]. The hate of men will pass, and [no baseball] die, and the [homerun] they took from the people will return to the [baseball].”

    A gnome in a garden wearing a blue hat and overalls, surrounded by pink foxgloves.

    I was once a man like yourself. That is because we are the same.

    INTENSE MUSIC

    When I swing my bat, you swing the ball. As the crack of the rat-a-tat-tat ball smacks the fence, I know I have biffed.

    Did I swing too fast? Did I swing too low? Whirling and whizzing around in the small space where the ball just was, I can’t think straight. Once I stop spinning, I’m going to figure this out.

    Smurf 3ds max model” by Bob Janoski/ CC0 1.0

    In a trance, I watch as the ball soars upward towards the electric lights. It seems smaller and smaller by the second. Slowly, it starts to fall behind the bleachers. I have done the big baseball homerun. My life is changed.

    -Abraham Lincoln