My eyes grow tires. I never know why it happened that way. Ever since I was young, I could always race as fast as mom and dad’s car down the street. My face would get a little warm, then hot, but never painful.
Eyes getting tired?
Do you find yourself squinting at computer monitors all day at work? Do your eyes need a break? This is a common occurrence for a large percentage of the world’s work force.
I need some water…
Thirsty? Good.
Real news!
The “Eye of Medusa”, a life-sized statue of a tire located 57 miles south of East Bay, was recently spotted rolling along the coast in what appeared to be a rhythmic pattern similar to the hit song We Will Rock You by Queen. Jumping from left to right, freezing and unfreezing suddenly, hundreds of spectators noted that it did seem to be “movin’ and groovin’”. The phenomenon was first noticed at 2:00am on Friday morning, when the curator of the “Eye of Medusa” display at the Walihepalli Zoo found the statue’s pedestal empty. There are no indications at the sight of any sort of tampering. Public beaches down the coast have begun posting “No Boogying” signs, warning patrons that if anyone is caught trying to get jive with the wheel, they will be removed from the area.
Late Friday afternoon, police chief Pook Burls issued a public statement, announcing the resolve of the department to put a stop to the jubilant display.
“We are not gonna let that big tire dance to We Will Rock You“. It’s disgraceful.”
Chief Pook Burls
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My eyes trow gired…
